Meet Horus.
Just looking for love/worms
Horus is a Silver Gull looking for that special someone to share a chip with. Horus likes long worms on the beach. He also likes to walk over archaeological sites and defecate freely. Some of his best friends are the humans who spend their days on their knees wielding funny little trowels. He also is best friends/enemies with another gull, Boris, with whom he shares a passing resemblance. His favourite movie is The Birds. He likes the colour ‘chip’. He would pose with a dog, but is afraid of being savaged. He has a tattoo, but only those close to him get to see it.
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A photo of the site!! Excellent!
That’s a very remarkable find. How did Horus survive underground for so long?
Chips n whisky
No more chips for Horus for a while now 🙁