Euphemisms

Euphemisms

The government of Australia recently wrote to me and suggested that I get a test for colon cancer. That is fine with me — I am a health fanatic. The letter explained that I would collect a specimen from a bowel motion. I guess that the old euphemism of bowel...
Mukbangs

Mukbangs

Some people think that a passing comet signals the end of humanity. Others think the legalization of same-sex marriage signals the end.  I point the finger at the popularity of mukbangs.  The word mukbang is Korean. It means online video of people eating....
Learning from Experience

Learning from Experience

Ten years ago I went with my three brothers to a Mexican restaurant in a small town near where we had lived as children. I ordered a tostada, a stiff, toasted tortilla with beans, cheese, and other ingredients on top. I added hot sauce, and the tostada looked...