Yes, it is indeed that time again.
The FOURTH Annual ITD Conker Challenge is well and truly on.
Friday 20th March 2009 in the ITD Breakout Room, Level 3 C34 @ 2pm.

Will reigning champion bheywoo2 dare return to defend his title or will kday3 make sure the ladies take the podium once again?
This year the entry fee has been entirely abolished, there is absolutely no charge and the winner of the contest will take away and retain for an entire year, the Annual ITD Conker Challenge Trophy engraved with their UNE userid.
What do I do?
- You submit a comment on this page saying you are up for the challenge
- You are automatically entered into the draw and will receive an email with further details
- You will be provided with FREE conker and string on the day
RULES
1. All Conkers and Strings are supplied. Strings must not be knotted further or tampered with 2. The game will commence with the toss of a coin, the winner may elect to strike or receive 3. A distance of no less than 8″ or 20cm of string must be between knuckle and nut 4. Each player takes three alternate strikes at the opponent’s conker 5. Each attempted strike must be clearly aimed at the nut, no deliberate miss hits 6. The game will be decided once one of the conkers is smashed 7. A small piece of nut or skin remaining shall be judged out, it must be enough to mount an attack 8. If both nuts smash at the same time the match shall be replayed 9. Any nut being knocked from the string but not smashed may be re-threaded10. A player causing a knotting of the strings (a snag) will be noted, three snags and you’re out 11. Players not present within 2 minutes of each round starting will forfeit their gam 12. Rob is able to change rules at his absolute discretion and at any stage 13. UNE, ITD and Rob are not responsible for any injuries sustained 14. Where any dispute arises, refer to rule 12

Ding Ding, I’m in.
“I am up for the challenge.”
I’m in.
I’m in. I’ve genetically altered my Chestnut tree to produce ‘dark matter’ chestnuts. Only problem I have perfected the carbon fibre string to hold their weight.
Bring it on!!!!!
Count me in.
I’m in. Better start practicing!
PS: Please register me as Web Goddess.
I’m in, let the nut smashing begin!
I’m gettin’ my conkers on.
I’m in.
Hell yeah. I’m in.
Bit of a ring-in, but happy to have a go.
3 words. (apart from those last two. Well, a word and a number.)
Bring. It. On.
Gah. Might be 17th
First reserve?
2nd reserve?? sob sob
@Brendan
I think you just made it - I took out the two Brazilian wannabe’s so that is 16
I would like to compete (I taught last year’s champion how to play, then he thrashed me).
Um…er…withdrawing my application. Enthusiasm outdid Intelligence. Will be away. :/
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