Having given the matter considerable thought over the weekend, I have now convinced myself that only intelligent design can explain what we see around us. I hope you will be able to follow me in this. (The size of the figures indicates their value for the argument).

1.) Can this high intelligence have arisen by chance?

Glotz nicht so blöd!

2.) Can this apotheosis of beauty, here assembled for a beauty contest, be the result of chance?

Dumme Weiber!

3.) If this cannot convince you, can you explain this divine beauty by chance or natural selection?

Unbeschreiblich schön!

Natural selection, that silly idea, cannot possibly have led to this goddess from behind, because the beauty seen here is not natural but supernatural (divine). And this gives me another idea. The fools who reject the idea of intelligent design, often argue that not everything is perfect in this world. But they forgot to consider that not a God but a Goddess may be behind it all. After all, we all know that female entities are not perfect, they sometimes make mistakes although they will never admit it. So, we have killed three flies with one stroke: neither chance nor natural selection, nor an infallible God are responsible for the mess, a Goddess is. Sic demonstrandum est!

Illustrations form my book Satire, Politik und Kunst http://www.lulu.com/content/378808

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